Saturday, January 14, 2006

Soldiers need sexual purity, not body armor

Chaplain Randy Brandt, stationed in Schweinfurt, Germany, said the kits have helped combat the "problem of pornography."

"Even while we were in Iraq, the pervasion of this problem was evident — soldiers had porno CDs they could play on their personal DVDs, and they had sexually suggestive magazines "graciously" donated for the soldiers' entertainment," Brandt said.

(abc news article)

Sure, we're over-extended, under-equipped, poorly organized, with an unclear goal, bad leadership, and an enemy that we really can't figure out a way to defeat and still keep Iraq from turning into an even worse hellhole when it all (someday) wraps up...but at least our soldiers will not be unchaste heathens.

Look at the upside. If you strap enough of those propaganda boxes to yourself, the fundamentalist anti-sex kit could take shrapnel for you.

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