Thursday, July 23, 2009

Pentagon Seeks Screaming Pain From Above Ability

I'm sure you've all heard of the Active Denial System before, or as I prefer to call it, the Pain Ray. If we are to make martial technologies, we must at least be honest about it. The Pain Ray is usually mounted to a truck or ground or what have you and is meant to disperse crowds, demoralize the enemy and ask the really, really tough questions of knowledgeable persons.

Now, the boys at the five-sided war machine seek an airborne version of the pain ray. An air-to-surface pain ray, if you will.

Five years, max, before the pain ray sees domestic application.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Sunday, April 05, 2009

This vacuum will be the end of you, crap on the rug

Friday, April 03, 2009

I am seriously digging the new apartment layout. It looks like the easy level of racing games. Gentle loop.
is in a feng shui optimized apartment.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

testing, one two, testing

Monday, March 16, 2009

Rocket Scientists Annihilate Mosquitoes with Lasers

Neo-Luddites and Modern Primitives are big fans of saying that technology is intrinsically dangerous, a dehumanizing force leading us to an inevitable nightmare scenario equal parts the nightmare futures of Terminator, the Matrix, Gattaca and Pluto Nash. But today, science showed that it is still and always can be a force for good.

How good? How about shooting goddamn mosquitoes out of the air with a laser? That's awesome, I don't care what you say about it.

Naturally, there are better reasons for this technology then reducing one of the most annoying, anti-BBQ insects on Earth into scorched bug bits. It can help with the 1 million deaths every year caused by mosquito-spread malaria.

Which is something we can all get behind. Unless, of course, you're a peak population adherent. But we can't please all of our doomsdaycults, can we?

Now playing: various artists - Music That Matters, Vol. 139 - Shake Well After Using
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

More Vapid Materialism

This is going to be the best spent $16 ever.

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