The Few, the Proud, the n00bs

From WCBS 880:

The Marines, sagging in it's recruiting goals, is turning to Craigslist for exposure.

Here's the ad:

FROM CRAIGS LIST

Reply to: job-100014303@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-26, 10:40AM EDT

CHOOSE A PLACE AMONG THE FEW.

THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS IS LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN AND WOMEN WHO WANT TO TAKE CHARGE OF THEIR LIVES. THE US MARINE CORPS WILL PREPARE YOU WITH THE SKILLS, LEADERSHIP, POISE AND CONFIDENCE REQUIRED TO SUCCEED IN ANY POSITION IN THE WORKFORCE, AND IN LIFE.

This opportunity allows those who join to distinguish themselves and become part of a life-long brotherhood.

The most elite and highly trained military organization in the world provides
guaranteed skill training in over 400 specialties to include accounting, administration, computers, engineering, aviation, infantry, auto mechanics, legal specialist and many more …

BENEFITS INCLUDE:
· Good starting pay with automatic pay raises after four months
· Free housing
· Full medical and dental coverage
· No cost educational opportunities
· 30 days paid vacation every year!
· Opportunities for promotion and advancement